Always be there

begitu indah......

Sahabat

p/s: i've been touched by the lyrics...

His new hair cut

Front view

Side view


Masa nih rambut mohawk dia dah hancor.

Kaki bola

Dia pun kaki bola macam ayah dia daaaa...aku je yang kaki bangku.

p/s: aku failed nak rotate kan video nih..mencik

Your Duck is Dead

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1000!" she cried, "$1000 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry.... If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1000."

Si kecik pun nak join la..

Mommy...kalo ayah takde..aqeel boley jadi imam ehh??

Budak busuk

Sleepy face @ 6.20am

Took this picture this morning while we were waiting for my friend. I love to see my son's face every time he woke up from his sleep. He looks so adorable in his pyjamas, felt just like want to cuddle and kiss his cheeks the whole day.

Guidelines for happiness

1. Free your heart from hate.

2. Free your mind from worry.

3. Live simple but yet fun.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

Pesanan di Hari Jumaat

Email forwarded by my friend.

Pesanan Dr.Fadhilah Kamsah

Assalammualaikum. .....
Masa saya kecik-kecik dulu,mak selalu sangat suruh saya habiskan belen-belen( sisa-sisa) nasik yang dia makan ...dan pagi-pagi sebelum pergi sekolah,mak akan tuangkan air teh untuk saya minum itu dan macam biasa,mesti ada sikit belen ... tapi taklah everytime secara puratanya seminggu sekali mesti ada mak suruh buat macam itu ...

Dan sampailah saya dah besar panjang nie pun situasi ni still berjalan ....either belen makanan mak atau abah ... tapi kalau belen makanan anak-anak memang jadi satu kepantangan bagi mak atau abah untuk habiskan... kami kena habiskan sendiri atau akan dihabiskan oleh adik beradik yang lain ... samada kami perasan atau tidak ....so satu hari itu tergerak nak tanya pasal isu ini kat mak ...

Akhirnya mak dedahkan bahawa memang purposely dia buat macam itu sebab itu petua yang dia dapat dari arwah mak mentua dia sendiri ...arwah tok perempuan kami lah sebelah abah ...mak kata,supaya hati anak-anak sentiasa melekat kat mak bapak...dan saya sendiri akui kesannya .....makin umur kita meningkat,hati kita senantiasa belas tengok mak bapak kita yang makin tua itu..

Kalau kena marah ke kena tengking ke memang kami adik beradik diam membisu..jer lah namanya nak menjawab balik memang tak dak walaupun kita tahu yang kita betul dan mak pesan,dah ada anak sendiri esok ...jangan sekali-kali makan lebihan makanan anak... samalah ceritanya ..dan mak kata jugak, pagi-pagi jumaat masa dia bancuh air untuk kami semua,dia akan selawat 3 x dan berdoa semoga kami selamat pergi dan selamat balik

Guru saya pesan, antara kesan terbesar bagi ibu bapa yang tidak menunaikan solat maghrib ialah,mereka- mereka ini akan Allah cabut rasa hormat anak terhadap mereka ... solat berjemaahlah dengan anak-anak tiap kali waktu maghrib ... kalau ada lebih dari sorang anak,suruh sorang azan dan sorang Qiam ... kemudian berganti-ganti bacakan doa lepas solat... ini yang kami sekeluarga amalkan sampai sekarang ...

Saya personally memang cukup malu kalau tak sempat solat jamaah maghrib dengan mak abah secara praktiknya,inilah yang paling paling paling berkesan sekali ....tak caya
try buat ...solat jamaah dengan anak-anak tiap kali maghrib .... dapat semua waktu lagi baik ...sangat besar 'rahsia' dan peranan dapur rupa-rupanya. ..dan jugak kesan solat jamaah walau hanya bagi waktu maghrib.

"Apabila kita kejar dunia,dunia akan lari; tetapi apabila kita kejar akhirat, dunia akan mengejar kita". Just to ambil iktibar untuk mendidik diri & family.Usia dunia sudah terlalu hampir ke penghujungnya, terlalu!

So, it's good if we can remind each other because in Rasulullah's last sermon, baginda did mention that all those who listen to him (on shall pass on his words to others, and those to others again; and may the last ones understand his words better than those who listen to him directly...

Best nyerr

See mommy...I'm a pilot now

Can I bring this cute donkey to our house mommy? Plzzz...

Hershey's Kisses

Aku saje je nak tambah lemak...

Datang moha

Sigek slice kek rega RM15.00. Auk sigek slice ajak. Cayak sik ktk org? Ney ndak aku datang moha. Aku nang angol ngn biak opis aku tok. Besa lah nak cha ya nun alip.

Gitok cerita nya. Last week, kmk org pun assistant manager pun birthday lah. Jadi, sorang biak junior tok kotan niat nya nak ngejack (bodek) si AM, nya beli sigek kek Secret Recipe sik madah ngn kmk org tapi nya makei duitnya punlah. Part tok aku sik kesah gilak.

Tapi, tang ada pagi tok tek, nya nak ngollect ngn kmk org RM15.00 sorang pakei ganti duitnya beli kek ari ya. Hey....dah la ko sik pandei discuss ngn kmk org nak beli kek ya....tok tang ada nyuruh kmk org byr balit. Aku betol mkn sigek slice jak kek ya, ya pun aku potong kecik.

Aku siklah berkira gilak tegal brg makan tok, cuma aku rasa sik puas hatilah mun nya molah camya. At least padah la ngn kmk org dolok yang senior tok. Mcm ne bak kata pepatah, lembu punya susu tapi sapi dapat nama. Haaaa....Mcm yalah kononnya tek. Gara2 nya nak ngejack, kmk org indah terbabit sama.

Lamak dah aku merati si junior tok, mula2 ok, tapi makin lamak makin ninjak palak. Aku cuma malas jak nak negor. Aku gik masih dapat bsabar. Aku diamkan ajak dolok. Tapi mun dah diluar batasan, i just can't help it lah kan.

Dah...aku nak nenang jiwa ku lok. Huh..

Dalam hati ada pelangi

credit to google

It's raining, but I know, once the rain stop falling, soon there will be a rainbow inside my heart....

Aku emo sat

Memberi seseorang seluruh cinta anda bukanlah satu kepastian yang mereka akan menyintai anda kembali!

Jangan harapkan cinta sebagai balasan. Nantikan sahaja ia untuk mekar di dalam hati mereka tapi sekiranya ia tidak, pastikanlah ia terus mekar di dalam hati anda.

Ia cuma mengambil masa seminit untuk jatuh hati pada seseorang, satu jam untuk menyukai seseorang, satu hari untuk menyintai seseorang tetapi ia mengambil masa sepanjang hidup untuk melupakan seseorang.

Cinta bermula dengan senyuman, mekar dengan ciuman dan berakhir dengan tangisan.



*** Aku suke2 je emo.. ****

I'm into this

Naluri

Ni Aiman. Anak jiran my MIL. Umur setahun lebih kalo tak silap akulah. Skrang aku rindu sangat kat budak sekor nih. Previously, my MIL yang jaga dia. Skrang tak dah coz mak dia dah tak keja n skrang peknen the 2nd child.

Budak ni memang senang jaga. Kalo MIL aku suruh tido, dia tido, kalo suruh main dia main cuma time makan je yang susah, asyik tkejar bontot dia sana sini. Tapi the rest, memang best jaga dia.

Dulu, kalo tiap kali aku nak ambik Aqeel kat rumah MIL, mesti dia tunggu kat pintu tunggu aku datang, sampai je aku, mesti dia tarik2 baju aku mintak dokong sambil panggil aku mak.

So, aku feeling ler sekejap kan yang aku ada 2 org anak..(wey...anak sorang ni pun dah buat aku haru biru...nak ngaku pulak anak org tu anak dia) hehehe...

Time Aiman panggil aku mak, sumpah aku rasa semacam je... mcm dia btol2 anak aku walaupun dia langsung takde kaitan dgn aku pon. Korang pernah tak rasa mcm tu? Ke aku yang feeling lebey2. Aku rasa mungkin itu adalah naluri seorang wanita yang bergelar ibu.

Tapi, apa yang kita lihat skrang nih, pembuangan bayi kat M'sia dah menjadi2. Bukan takat buang je..ni sampai membunuh anak yang tak berdosa tu. Dah macam trend kan skrang.

Aku heran, dorang ni takde perasaan ke masa bunuh bayi dorang tuh? Tak kesian ke dengar anak nangis meraung kesakitan.

Aku rasa memang dorang dah hilang pertimbangan diri masa tu. Hanya untuk mengelakkan diri dan keluarga dorang malu, sanggup membunuh satu nyawa yang terhasil dari kesilapan dorang sendiri.

Kalo seluruh org m'sia dok maki dorang ni pon, dah tak guna, barang dah jadi. Nak cakap apa? Nak diikutkan hati memang nak bunuh je manusia2 ni, biar mereka rasa apa yang baby dorang rasa.

Yang kita mampu nak buat skrang ni cuma berdoa, supaya takde lagi manusia yang bersifat binatang macam ni wujud kat muka bumi.



Al-Fatihah kepada bayi2 penghuni syurga itu. Amin

Moral

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have u been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!, you've been playing golf!," his wife shouted.




The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

The decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"




The 3rd Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the main. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here," the bartender replied.



The 4th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in piece. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."






Moral of the story: Don't get involved in any extra marital affairs.

Milestone @ 10 months

Alhamdulillah...2 bulan agik anak aku dah umor setaun. Cepat gilak dah masa tok berlalu, angka usia aku pun makin lah btambah2. Apa yang gik nak bertambah? Anak? Insyallah...mun ada rezeki tahun 2011.

Semenjak Bb Aqeel dah pandei jalan, aku nang dah sik dapat nak layap sikit. Mun aku leka nanggar tv di ruang tamu, habislah barang dlm bilit di ugaknya. Nang sik dpat nak bkemas kita dikerjanya.

Settle bilit aku, bilit anak buahku (merangkap kakaknya lah) agik dibungkarnya. Mun nak dikrepak bukan tauk reti nak...hehehe...Tapi nyalah pengubat hati pengarang jantung aku waktu aku sedih ka sunyik ka. Nyalah tempat aku nak berguro, tempat ku nak bkelaie.

Syukur juaklah, perkembangan pembesarannya kedak nembiak lain. Part ya aku sik binggong cuma nya kekurangan kasih sayang dan belaian ayahnya yang juah di perantauan. Aku coba yang terbaik menjalankan peranan aku sebagai ibu dan dlm masa yang sama menjadi ayah. It's not that easy ok...

Progress Aqeel

• Jalannya nang dah pas. Sik mok di iber oleh org, nya mok nya empun berjalan...tuwija gilak.


• Pandei kelaie ngn nembiak besar (akulah ya) hehehe...


• Terror bodek neneknya nyuruh embak round2 time petang.


• Dah berakal pandei nak merajuk mun kenak anok kita...


• Kurang tdo siang..tuwija nak practice diriknya brjalan tek nak. Waktu tdo malam around 8.30-9.00pm lah sebab kepak dah nyawanya bermain siang ari.


• Memang dah sik mok makei walkernya. Time makannya ajak terpaksa makei walker, sak lah btangkap agik nyuruh nya dudok renah.


• Separation anxiety masih menebal. Mesti mok sentiasa diteman. Mun time aku mandik ka masak ka, turn anak buahku jaganya. Ney gaya nak ngengon nya ajak...ujung2 alu sik pian nak makan mandik segala bagai aku olehnya.


• Dah pandei molah funny face expression. Charlie da jak rupa nya lok.


• Takut ngn stranger. Cuma org yang dikenal jak bok nya maok diembak. Mun sik kenal siap jak nengar nya tekiak kaung nangis bagei kenak baok.


• Suka main kepong tapi bukan berekot, nya ngepung kita sambil beranggung.

Dah ya ajak, nak bmain kepong2 ngn kolik ku lok. daaaa

10 Signs

Love. The definition is much debated, and the reality varies, depending upon where you are in your relationship. For example, love when you're walking down the aisle to exchange your "I Do's" is pretty different from the love you share when you're celebrating your hard-won, 50-year anniversary.

The thing is, many of us aren't even close to the proposal phase, let alone wedding or golden anniversary. What we want to know is: Does he like me? Does he really like me? Here's how to tell he's smitten.

1. He talks you up to all his friends. If you're meeting his friends for the first time and they already know your entire life history -- not to mention your favorite movie, ice cream flavor, and guilty pleasure song -- chances are he's hooked on you, and has probably been suffering major harassment at the hands of his buddies in the name of love. (Yeah, he's totally whipped.)

2. He enjoys doing the most mundane activities with you. Laundry. Running errands. Napping. Shoe shopping. Congratulations, you're the most boring couple ever. (Kidding!) But when he acts like the most routine, everyday activities are confetti-filled barrels of fun -- because you're doing them together -- there's definitely something there.

3. He'd rather talk to you than watch the latest episode of "24"... at least for now. If he shuts down his BlackBerry, Xbox, or most recently scheduled World of Warcraft raid so that he can give you his undivided attention, don't doubt his devotion. Most women would kill to command that sort of attention at later points in their relationships.

4. He's not afraid to say, "I love you." In fact, he willingly says it in front of both friends and family, and doesn't balk at PDAs either.

5. He misses you. Always. He texts and/or emails regularly to say that he was "thinking about you" or "just wanted to say hi." Even a "hey, what's up?" speaks to the depths of the pain he feels when you're not around. And if he can't let a day go by without a phone chat? You're gonna have a tough time getting rid of this one.

6. He takes it for granted that you have a future together. He says "we" instead of "I" and talks about your future together as if it's a given. "When you meet my sister you'll see what I mean" or "My birthday was boring this year. We'll have to do something fun next year." He may not have mentioned marriage, but he's definitely thinking long-term.

7. He goes the extra mile. He surprises you with candy buttons because he knows they're your fave. He puts gas in your car or unloads the dishwasher, completely unsolicited. They're not grand gestures, but he's making an obvious attempt to do something special for you. Men and women speak different languages when it comes to romance, but when he
does something nice for you without being asked, he's trying. And that speaks volumes.

8. He can't get over how beautiful you are. If you keep catching him sneaking peeks at you from across the room, he's totally a goner.

9. He picks you over the boys. His friends are hitting up the local nightclub? Well... he'd rather spend the night in with you and your latest Netflix picks. They're going to see his favorite basketball team? Well... hmm... lemme think about... what!? Of course I'd rather spend time with you, honey. Yes, he's smitten.

10. He's willing to be a total mush. As evidenced by the mixed CD he made for your "month-aversary," complete with cutesy album title and hand-drawn cover art, and accompanied by a carefully chosen card containing five long paragraphs on why he's grateful you're a part of his life.




source: web

Sakai

Dalam bahasa kmk org melano sakai tok retinya tek adalah kawan. Tapi sakai yang nak diklakar ku tok adalah jakun.

Tak org ada makei caller tunes sik..mesti ada nak? Aku rasa benda tok dah berkurun lamak dah wujud...

Tang aku tok ajak lah yang bok sakai berbisik benda ya. Sik kah jakun namanya ya. Ceh....Tapi best juak makei caller tunes tok, sik la org nak call aku boring dengar tunes ya nak, ada juak terhibor atinya nunggu aku lambat gilak ngangkat tepon(time ya aku gik nukar pampers aqeel bah, sabar lah hoo).

Aku pun sik tauk pa masalah digi tok, baruk2 tok ajak daknya baruk launch 3G kat kuching, maka orang lain dah lamak makei benda ya. Mun aku nak makei 3G tok ngn asben aku, memang sik dapat terus sebab tempatnya kerja memang out of coverage. Aku nak nukar lain, asben ku sik mok, so stay jak lah ngan Digi tok.

Jadi, oleh sebab kesakaian aku nak makei juak 3G ya tek, sak lah aku ber3G ngn anak buah ku empun yang sama rumah ngan aku. Jakun sik aku...yahhhhh. Nak nyuruhnya nukar channel tv, kejeron juak nak ber3G maka nya duduk nang sebelah aku.

Udah, ya jak nak dikrepak ku pepagi celang tok...nak ber3G ngan bos ku lok.

Haih...anak aku nih

Dalam tido pun masih nak pikir ke sayang?

Chained

source: ninemsn

Kes ni berlaku kat China. Si bapak yang takut anak dia kena culik lepas insiden anak dia yg sorang lagi umoq 4 taun dah kena culik bulan lepas, pi rantai anak kat tiang lampu. Si mak pulak sakit mental takleh nak jaga anak. Kesian tgk budak tu.


Dah, tak tau nak cakap ape dah ni.....

Milestone @ 9 months

• He begins to make his small and tentative steps.
  
  
• He's babbling too much in his own language especially when he's on the phone with his ayah.
  
  
• Finally, the first top front teeth arrived.
  
  
• Aqeel become terribly clingy, sticking to me like a sobby, gob of glue when I try to leave (even if it's to the bathroom!).
  
  
• He knows how to imitate the sounds around him and everything that we do.
  
  
• He able to respond to our simple command and managed to do it, for examples, If I say, "Can mummy have that blue ball, please?" then I pointed to the desired object, he will grab the ball and pass it to me..isn't that so sweet?
  


• He's a big eater, he want to eat everything that we eat.
  


• He loves to make messes everywhere


• He loves to watch tv rather than playing with his toys


• He likes to climb the sofa but yet still working on how to get down from the sofa

***Ok...that's a wrap....Just a short update of my son***

I'm waiting

Ish...bila lagi dorang nak panggil aku nih. Takkan tak dapat kot? Nak tunggu sampai bile....ye pon kalo aku tak layak...at least call up lah kan inform yang aku tak diterima ke ape..Dah sebulan aku dok tunggu punya tunggu...langsung takde berita.

Kalo aku tak diterima keja kat situ...takpelah...aku angggap tu bukan rezeki aku. Mungkin aku memang ditakdirkan untuk berjauhan dengan asben aku.

Nak carik keja lain area kuching ni, memang aku dah malas dah, better aku stay jek kat company aku skrang, lainlah kalo dapat keja sama dengan asben sbb tujuan yang utama adalah untuk berada disisi suami.

Ahhh...aku pasrah je lah. Kalo dapat, dapatlah..kalo tak dapat...nak buat cemana kan?

K ...i'm done with my crap.

Chill out

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"

Applicant: "The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

______________________________

Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."

Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead."

Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."

______________________________

Your were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud.

Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized....

that you have your MP3 player on your ears!

______________________________

Wife: It's a miracle! You came home early.

Husband: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL." That's why I came home early.

______________________________

Ist night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...

2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react.....

3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "What is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!"

______________________________

John: It's my wife's birthday.

Peter: What's your gift to her?

John: I asked her what she wanted.

Peter: What did she said?

John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.

Peter: What did you gave her?

John: Playing cards.

______________________________

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!

Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape!

Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!




P/S: Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?

When babies have sleep problems

How Sleep Problems Develop

When it comes to your baby's sleep problems, it may all stem back to what he's gotten used to. Here are some of the most common obstacles keeping babies from sleeping through the night

As you pace the floor outside your anything-but-asleep baby's room for the umpteenth night in a row, you may be wondering, "How did I get here? Why isn't my child sleeping through the night?" Maybe it's time to take a critical look at your baby's overall sleep patterns. It may just clue you in on why he's having a hard time sleeping through the night.

1. Your baby's sleep routine is inconsistent. Babies are creatures of habit so when, where, and how they are put down to rest is key. Babies with unpredictable sleep routines can be fussy, anxious, and prone to outbursts. Your goal — both at bedtime and for naps — is consistency, so aim for a regular schedule and sleep site (preferably baby's crib) with the same comforting quiet-down routine every time (bath, feeding, story time, etc.).


2. Your baby isn't getting enough sleep. You'd think a baby who went to bed later might sleep later in the morning, but it just doesn't work that way. Babies need a lot of sleep (14 to 15 hours a day — which includes two naps — for the average infant four to six months old), and too little translates into an overtired child who will, in fact, sleep poorly both at naptime and overnight. So make sure your darling is getting the proper amount of sleep for his age. (In a nutshell: an early bedtime and plenty of naptime.)


3. Your baby's bad sleep habits are being rewarded. If your child cries at night to be fed and you feed him, or if he cries because he wants to be held, and you pick him up, then he learns a tricky lesson: Cry and I'll get what I want. But by six months, rest assured he needs neither a nighttime snack nor a cuddle; he's just getting away with that because he can. If your child has become a "trained night feeder" remember this: Healthy full-term babies are capable of fasting for up to 12 hours at night by six months of age (provided they get enough to eat during the day).


4. Your baby leans on sleep crutches. If he can't get to sleep without his pacifier, or without you or Daddy rocking him, you're in for trouble. Why? Because if he drifts off that way, he'll expect the same send-off should he wake (and wake again) during the night. The trick: Put your baby in his crib before he's asleep so he learns how to soothe himself and nod off on his own.


source: web

Global warming

ha ah la....

Bali anyone?

Bos takdak.

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Pi main gop bersama kanak2 ribena yang lain.

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Kitaorang buat kelas masakan kat office.

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Masak bali.

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Tu ja nak habaq

Potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Then ask your sister and your brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Come back and tell me what you have learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked the question. The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked the same question. His sister replied, "Oh my God! I love Brad Pitt, I would love to sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

Finally, he asked the question to his brother that replied, "Do you know what a million bucks would buy? Of course I would sleep with Brad Pitt."

The boy pondered the answered for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between that two words?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."



The End......

Expired

Nampak tak?...Beza satu bulan baru sedar nak renew kan license aku nih.

Bukan main hebat, lagi lalu road block, sambil angkat tangan kat abg polis misai tu....seb baik lar dia tak tahan..kalo kena tahan, tak pasal2 kena saman jadi pemandu haram.

Kalo mr hb yang tak tanya bila license aku expired, memang, sampai bila pun aku tak ambik port pasal hal tu.

This coming March pulak, turn roadtax & insurance nak kena renew lar pulak. Letih lar nak memikir benda2 camni, tak boleh ke once for whole life?

Kan lagi senang, mak tak pyh nak mengingat suma2 ni....ye dak?

This is just too much

korang ada tak rasa nak lempang si gampang ni?

He's craving

brownies

brownies lagisss

nama ntah apa2 ntah..ingat nak makan je time nih

besday boy

yours truly dgn muka yang hepi mepi

Spot white gold here?

do u spot it yet? not the arabian man in the white thoub...try to focus okay

whoever owned this beauty, he's damn filthy rich benz maniac for sure

Nice position

***sila abaikan bantal busuk berwarna oren (bb punyer)

& hijau (aku punyer) huhuhu***

Perbualan sepetang bersama suami

Received phone call from my dearest just now.

The conversation

Mr hb: Yang, nak try luck keja kat tempat lain tak?

Aku: Kalo offer baik punyer, why not kan. Tapi keja skrang ok gak ape. Dah 3 years + kat company ni, nothing much to complaint. Ok jer. Nape, ada vacancy ehh?

Mr hb: Guess what, this morning my boss inform me about one vacancy in our company. Dia suggest kat I suruh u apply vacancy tu. Boss I paham dengan keadaan kita yang dudok berjauhan sekarang. Kalo dapat keja nih, i tak yah la nak ulang alik ke Kuching every month jenguk u n anak. Interested tak?

Aku: Ya Allah yang, pucuk dicita ulam mendatang tuuu. Tak ler sengsara sangat zahir dan batin I tinggal berjauhan dari u.

Mr hb: Orite, if that so, u buat ape yg patut ehh. I will personally submit ur application to my boss. Tak salah kalo u cuba kan, mana tau rezeki u ada kat company ni. Hehe...i pulak yang terover excited nih.

Aku: Hehe...I pulak sexcited skarang, tak sabar jumpa u esok. Tiba2 je horny dengar sora u..

Mr hb: Sila buat keja sekarang walaupun dalam keadaan horny. Tomorrow, we'll get into the business okayy darling. N u better get prepared yer...woot...woot

The phone call ended with my chicky horny laugh.....

Medicine Chest Must Haves

Remember to keep these and all grooming and medical supplies on a high shelf or bin so your little one won’t be tempted to grab and mouth them once he becomes mobile.


•A digital thermometer.
Most digital thermometers are fast, accurate, and inexpensive, so any brand will do (and you could decide whether to take your infant’s temperature rectally or under his armpit).

•A nasal aspirator.
Your stuffed-up sweetie can’t use tissues yet, so you’ll be using this baby care product (shaped like a mini turkey baster) to clear congestion. Squeeze the bulb first, then insert the tip into your infant’s teeny nostril and release it to collect mucus.

•Liquid pain reliever for infants.
Babies younger than six months old can take only liquid acetaminophen (Tylenol) to bring down a fever; when your baby hits her half-birthday mark, you can also use ibuprofen. (Remember, kids should never take aspirin.) Most liquid pain relievers come with a calibrated medicine dropper (to be sure you give the right dose).

•A rehydrating fluid
For infants (like Pedialyte) to be used at your doctor’s say-so if your baby has diarrhea or isn’t taking enough fluids when she’s sick.

•Rubbing alcohol or alcohol wipes.
Doctors no longer recommend swabbing your baby’s umbilical stump with alcohol, but you’ll want a bottle or box on hand to sterilize the thermometer.

•Hydrocortisone cream or calamine lotion
For rashes and itchy bug bites.

•Sunscreen in a gentle, baby-friendly formula.
A floppy hat goes only so far (though it’s cute!) in protecting your baby’s sensitive skin from the sun, so apply sunscreen to areas that can’t easily be covered with clothes (yes, even on a baby younger than six months).

Suprise! Suprise!

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My husband is turning 27 tomorrow (27 y/o on 27 February..hehe..nice ya)and I'm thinking to throw a surprise party for him or maybe just 1 romantic candle light dinner perhaps. Hummmm....but unfortunately..he's still outstation tomorrow n just will be back to kuching on the next day. But it's ok, it wasn't too late to celebrate his belated birthday rite?

Didn’t buy him anything yet..but I got something in my mind what to give. I purposely take half day off this Thursday just to pick him up at the aiport n maybe spend the afternoon to accompany him without our baby becoz i'll leave my baby at MIL's house becoz knowing my husband, his first priority is our son. If mr hb know that i'm taking half day on that day, sure he will insist me to bring along my son to the airport.

That's why, I didn't inform him about that. I'm so sorry son, mommy have to neglect u just for few hours becoz mommy want to have some precious time with ur Ayah. After that, wherever, whatever & whenever u want to do with ur Ayah, he's all yours ok.

correction: not all yours, leave some for mommy too..

Situasi Sengal

SITUASI 1 SAPE HEBAT
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.

SITUASI 2 KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

SITUASI 3 SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

SITUASI 4 MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.

SITUASI 5 TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkau tak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".

SITUASI 6 DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke klinik ENT , kerana telinganya di masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh


P/s: Dah tu je...merapu pepagi ni, aku pun naik sengal dah...

To wife, ladies & bride to-be

Something to share

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce.
She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible.

Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

Difference between man & women

p/s: I rest my case......no objection your honor.

Math Tips

note: chegu korang ada tak ajar formula sengal nih??

Constipation

credit: google image

Since before beranak last year sampai skrang, hari ni first time aku kena constipation. Kalo dah kena, memang scaryyyy okay. I will spend 15-20 minutes just in the loo. Skrang...sila imagine muka aku mcm mamat ni eehhh.

Aku teringat lagi waktu aku pregnant last year. Masa tu 3 hari je lagi nak due date. Constipation ni memang common lah kan bagi yang mengandung so tak terkecuali kena kat aku. Aku memang lah cuak habis nak teran sbb takut terberanak kat dalam toilet.

Masa tu aku tpikir, kalo nak teran taik pun dah nak half dead, cemana aku nak teran time deliver nanti..but seriously...dalam labour room memang mommies bertarung nyawa nak keluarkan bb.

Tiap kali nak berak mesti suruh mak aku (mrhb outstation time tu) temankan tapi dia kat luar pintu je la (ape kejadah bawak mak masok toilet)...Dalam satu hari tu aku rasa dah masok toilet 2o kali kot sebab aku bajet teran, kalo aku teran laju2 kang terberanak pulak.

Mak aku pun seriau jugak tgk aku yang dok kluar masok toilet. My mom helps me a lot during that time. Thanks mom....i luv u so muchhhhh....tiba2 rindu...sob...sob..:( and miss those preggy days....planning to have 1 more soon...(cross finger)...wish me luck...

p/s: Now its the 4th time i'm going to the loo...babai ..nak gi sesi meneran (iewww)

Card Credit Cancellation Request Form

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p/s: should u have any queries in relation to the matter, plz do not hesitate to contact our very own :

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I'm a drug addict

running nose + fever + cough + sore throat + nausea + dizzy = drug addict

***now i'm high....fly birdy...fly***

Nasik ayam instant

What did u guyz do whenever ur boss is not around or went off for outstation?

1) Sleep in the office?

2) Open party in ur office?

3) Surfing the internet (bloghopping as i may say) until u feel bored n then puke on ur keyboard?

4) Chatting on the phone with ur bf/gf/skandal n what so ever?

5) Talking with ur collegue for the whole day until they feel sien n they seem like so annoyed of us n look like just want to slap u at the face becoz keep on repeating the same issue.?

for me...non of the above

Guess what we do just now? Cooking lesson in the office.

Recipe for the day is Nasi Ayam Instant

Ingredients

1kg of rice

1kg of chicken

2 cube of chicken stock

2cm of ginger

A bit of garlic

Cucumber

Salt

Most import tool=Rice cooker

Preparations

Step 1: Boiled the chicken with some water n salts until its cook

Step 2: Used the left over juice to cook the rice n add in some water n dont forget to put in the ginger, garlic n some salts. Then just wait for few minutes for the rice to cook. See the result below.

Walllawehh...there u go...our first officemade chicken rice..

I'm resigning

RESIGNATION LETTER



Dear Mr. Manager

I'm resigning with immediate effect -


The reason for my resignation is what i found in my garage this morning before coming to work.

See for yourself......

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***Received the email from my friend...gosh....i wish all the money is mine***

Kaget

Have u guyz ever been into this situation?

Me: Stop kat 1 traffic light, nyanyi2 sambil dengar lagu Meet Me Halfway -B.E.P...oooohhhhhhhh....i can't go any further than this....(k..shut up..cut the crap) tunggu lampu hijau.

Mamat desperate: Knock at my window sambil temengah2 sebab baruk lepas lari kejar keta aku..aku heran nape mesti keta aku...keta kat blakang aku punyelah belambak.

Me: Bukak window ckit sbb takut dia nak rompak ke apa, sambil tanya apahal (tunjuk concern kunun) padahal time tu dah rasa cuak n nervous.

Mamat desperate: Awak nak balik ke? Sambil tunjuk handphone n satu kertas yang bertulis satu no telefon kat aku. I was like WTH ko nak tau aku balik ke tidak..aku kenal ko ke?Aku ingat lagi dia pakai baju kuning seluar coklat dengan muka desperate ntah apa2 ntah.

Me: Aku nak balik, pehal? sambil tgk kat traffic light kot2 dah tukar hijau.

Mamat desperate: Awak nak ambik anak balik ke? aku perasan yang dia tgk car seat bb kat sebelah aku.

Me: Ha...ah....aku blur...

Mamat desperate: Owhhh....takpelah...sambil belari2 anak meninggalkan aku yang sedang blur blurry.

Aku dah tak sempat nak tanya dia sebab lampu dah tukar hijau, keta blakang dok honk2 kat aku.

Dalam firasat aku lah,

1. aku rasa mamat ni maybe nak mintak tolong aku hantar kan dia kat kedai top up tapi padahal kedai top up ada jer kat simpang depan tu..

2. nak mintak coin kat aku sebab nak call parents sebab dompet kena cekau

3. nak aku tumpangkan dia balik rumah sebab takdak duit tambang sebab dompet tercicir

4. nak rompak aku

5. nak pukau aku, so dia leh suruh aku hantar balik, ambik suma duit2 n handphone aku, n the worse part aku imagine - dia pukau n rogol aku.....eeeee..ngeri....mintak simpang....

So, moral of the story, if this kind of situtation would happen to u in the future la, what u do is...just ignore them for the sake of ur safety. Lebih2 lagi kalo ada baby onboard...tak pyh nak buat2 concern...tak pasal2 naya kita...

Sampai sekarang incident tu menjadi misteri nusantara...

Itu je nak bebel...

Free Gadget

Kolik aku sungguh baik hati hari ni sbb dia nak bagi aku gadget free. Aku excited la bila dia cakap camtu, mana tau kot2 dia bagi Apple 3Gs ke ape ke kan (giler ke org nak bg Apple for free). Aku siap imagine mcm2 lagi dia nak bagi ape. Nak tau ape dia bagi????.....Sila scroll skit lagi ye..

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Masih gak tak tau ape benda nih???

Ceh..hampeh....dia bagi flashlight kat aku. Siot punya kawan. Tapi selama aku hidup, nih first time aku tgk flashlight rupa gini. Tak guna battery or bulb okay, kalo nak bagi nyala just handpress on it then baru boleh nyala. Quite creative jugak kan orang yang invented benda nih. But anyway, thanks bro...mana tau benda ni berguna jgk utk aku later2 kan.

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Pelik2 kan fashion Lady Gaga ni but i luv all of her songs.

Budak notti

Tak sabar nak balik rumah...nak gomol cium budak neh...

Sacrifice

Mr hb dah pergi outstation agik ari marek. Nang camyalah routine nya tiap bulan2. Sebulan sekali ngabas anak bini nya kat kuching.

Since 2008 dah macam tok, so kmk org dah biasa dengan situasi macam tok. Cuma sigek jak lah yang aku kesian, bb Aqeel yg kurang kasih sayang apainya ya.

Kadang2 mr hb empun terkilan sebab tiap kali pulang kuching, the first day dgn bb Aqeel, would be tough for him coz bb Aqeel akan nangis sik mok diembak ayahnya.

Sampei sigek tahap mr hb frustrated, madah anaknya sik kenalnya agik. Aku madah ngn mr hb, bukannya sik kenal, cuma nya blom biasa agik bah sebab sik selalu ditanggar nya.

Pulang cuma sebulan sekali ya pun 3-4 hari ajak.

Mun dah besar ckit bok lah nya pandei nak ngenala org. Tapi mun dah bb rapeh ngn ayahnya, susah nya duak ya nak berenggang. Pantang nanggar mr hb bjalan, ada jak bb nak ekot. Waima ayahnya gi toilet sarat nak berak, saklah nya bertetei berpaut ngn segala meja dak kerusi nak ngepong ayahnya dari belakang.

Haiii anak...anak...bukan sengaja nak misah ktk n ayah, suma tok adalah pengorbanan untuk masa depan ktk juak. Ada suatu hari kelak, kita akan bersatu (bersatu kita teguh, bcerai kita roboh....ceh pandei melelat blagu indah aku lok) seperti family2 yg lain.

Ya ajak nak dicrita tek.

Tegal kau ehh..

Malam tadik, off we (me, hb, bb n my niece) went to McD kat Jalan TAR sebab masing2 ngidam mok makan burger prosperity. Punyalah lamak kmk org carik parking kat sia, aku rasa ada dalam 3-4 kali round masih juak sikda parking. Mr hb malas nak pusing agik so nya parking ajak kat line kuning dpn McD ya sebab byk juak keta parking kat sia.

Nang sikda rezeki kmk org juak kali time ya sebab burger ya dah abis dijual.

Mr hb insist juak nak makan burger ya, so aku suggest la pg McD kat 3rd Mile nun. Baruk jak kmk org nak melangkah kluar dari McD ya, damnnnn....ketaku kenak saman. Sik sempat gik dah nak merayu kat polis ya sebab dah ditulisnya kertas saman.

Dengan selamba polis ya berik kertas saman ngn kmk org tanpa belas kasihan nanggar aku yang menyorong anakku yang sedang tdo dalam stroller ya. But it still our fault becoz purposely parked on the yellow line.

Damn u policeman...(no offence okay)

Mun sik tegal ko McD, sik ku kenak saman RM30 tapi apakan daya disebabkan burger ko yang nyaman, aku rela hati mbyr saman ya. The whole way nak pg McD 3rd Mile nun, mr hb keep on cursing polis ya...ney gaya nak molah nak, dah kerja nya.

Nasib la kat 3rd Mile burger ya masih available, puas juak hati makan walaupun dah kenak saman. Dengan gumbiranya kmk org enjoying the burger walaupun deep inside our heart masih nyumpah lelaki beruniform biru ya tek. hehehe

Bb Aqeel with his Baby Bites while we were enjoying our foods.

I was seduced by the spicy crispy tender chicken, sik jadi beli Prosperity burger

Head banging

pii/shh: Plz rotate ur head position..thnks

Five Ways to Find "Couple" Time

While you're showering so much love on your little one, don't forget the other VIP in your life — your partner. Nourishing that relationship is just as important as nurturing your baby (after all, your baby will grow up and leave the nest but your partner is yours for life), so make an effort to stay connected.

However, it's one thing to say, and another thing to do, especially when there are so many diapers and bottles and loads of laundry begging for your attention. So just how do you make sure your relationship with your partner doesn't fall by the wayside? The answer is quality time, not quantity, when it comes to connecting with your mate.

•Grab at least a few minutes together every day. An early morning cup of coffee or a late dinner (after your baby is down for the night) will give you a chance to catch up on what's up.

•Show affection freely and often. Kiss when you come in, hug when you leave. Stolen moments of intimacy — like sneaking a deep kiss as you pass in the hallway — will help you feel connected despite a hundred distractions (plus, it's totally hot).

•Shoot for some regular "together time." Schedule a weekly sitter (or maybe switch off on childcare duty with a like-minded couple) and head out for dinner, a movie, or even a drive to nowhere — sans baby. Can't leave the nest? Plan a film fest at home. Rent some flicks, order in, and snuggle on the couch. (Try not to fold laundry tonight — it'll definitely ruin the mood.)

•Let your husband, not your baby, be the center of the universe for a while. Unless there's a safety issue, your little one can wait a minute while you finish speaking with (or kissing) your spouse. Your child will not only learn to be patient, but he'll see that you respect and love his daddy.

•Remember, communication is a major step toward intimacy. If you're feeling lonely, undesirable, resentful, or anything else, talk about it with your spouse before your emotions snowball into a big icy boulder sitting between you.

source: web

Pikin

First time aku makan benda nih. Some sort like asam boi jugaklah tapi dalam bentuk candy. Korang pernah makan? Takde tit bits lain yang ada dlm drawer aku nih so aku bantai je la nak kasik mata aku segar ckit.

Ngantok giler kalo dah petang2 camni, nanti dah tgk jam 5.30, segar pulak mato aku ni...hehh..seb baik aku pakai eyeliner, kalo tak dh lama aku tenyeh2 kasik segar.

K dah...nak pi sambung keja...bos dah dok jeling2 kat aku...siotbadigolsuut....