Potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Then ask your sister and your brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Come back and tell me what you have learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked the question. The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked the same question. His sister replied, "Oh my God! I love Brad Pitt, I would love to sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

Finally, he asked the question to his brother that replied, "Do you know what a million bucks would buy? Of course I would sleep with Brad Pitt."

The boy pondered the answered for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between that two words?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."



The End......