Perbualan sepetang bersama suami

Received phone call from my dearest just now.

The conversation

Mr hb: Yang, nak try luck keja kat tempat lain tak?

Aku: Kalo offer baik punyer, why not kan. Tapi keja skrang ok gak ape. Dah 3 years + kat company ni, nothing much to complaint. Ok jer. Nape, ada vacancy ehh?

Mr hb: Guess what, this morning my boss inform me about one vacancy in our company. Dia suggest kat I suruh u apply vacancy tu. Boss I paham dengan keadaan kita yang dudok berjauhan sekarang. Kalo dapat keja nih, i tak yah la nak ulang alik ke Kuching every month jenguk u n anak. Interested tak?

Aku: Ya Allah yang, pucuk dicita ulam mendatang tuuu. Tak ler sengsara sangat zahir dan batin I tinggal berjauhan dari u.

Mr hb: Orite, if that so, u buat ape yg patut ehh. I will personally submit ur application to my boss. Tak salah kalo u cuba kan, mana tau rezeki u ada kat company ni. Hehe...i pulak yang terover excited nih.

Aku: Hehe...I pulak sexcited skarang, tak sabar jumpa u esok. Tiba2 je horny dengar sora u..

Mr hb: Sila buat keja sekarang walaupun dalam keadaan horny. Tomorrow, we'll get into the business okayy darling. N u better get prepared yer...woot...woot

The phone call ended with my chicky horny laugh.....