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Medicine Chest Must Haves
•A digital thermometer.
Most digital thermometers are fast, accurate, and inexpensive, so any brand will do (and you could decide whether to take your infant’s temperature rectally or under his armpit).
•A nasal aspirator.
Your stuffed-up sweetie can’t use tissues yet, so you’ll be using this baby care product (shaped like a mini turkey baster) to clear congestion. Squeeze the bulb first, then insert the tip into your infant’s teeny nostril and release it to collect mucus.
•Liquid pain reliever for infants.
Babies younger than six months old can take only liquid acetaminophen (Tylenol) to bring down a fever; when your baby hits her half-birthday mark, you can also use ibuprofen. (Remember, kids should never take aspirin.) Most liquid pain relievers come with a calibrated medicine dropper (to be sure you give the right dose).
•A rehydrating fluid
For infants (like Pedialyte) to be used at your doctor’s say-so if your baby has diarrhea or isn’t taking enough fluids when she’s sick.
•Rubbing alcohol or alcohol wipes.
Doctors no longer recommend swabbing your baby’s umbilical stump with alcohol, but you’ll want a bottle or box on hand to sterilize the thermometer.
•Hydrocortisone cream or calamine lotion
For rashes and itchy bug bites.
•Sunscreen in a gentle, baby-friendly formula.
A floppy hat goes only so far (though it’s cute!) in protecting your baby’s sensitive skin from the sun, so apply sunscreen to areas that can’t easily be covered with clothes (yes, even on a baby younger than six months).
Suprise! Suprise!
Didn’t buy him anything yet..but I got something in my mind what to give. I purposely take half day off this Thursday just to pick him up at the aiport n maybe spend the afternoon to accompany him without our baby becoz i'll leave my baby at MIL's house becoz knowing my husband, his first priority is our son. If mr hb know that i'm taking half day on that day, sure he will insist me to bring along my son to the airport.
That's why, I didn't inform him about that. I'm so sorry son, mommy have to neglect u just for few hours becoz mommy want to have some precious time with ur Ayah. After that, wherever, whatever & whenever u want to do with ur Ayah, he's all yours ok.
correction: not all yours, leave some for mommy too..
Situasi Sengal
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.
SITUASI 2 KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.
SITUASI 3 SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
SITUASI 4 MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.
SITUASI 5 TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkau tak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".
SITUASI 6 DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke klinik ENT , kerana telinganya di masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh
P/s: Dah tu je...merapu pepagi ni, aku pun naik sengal dah...
To wife, ladies & bride to-be
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce.
She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible.
Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.
Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!
Constipation
Aku teringat lagi waktu aku pregnant last year. Masa tu 3 hari je lagi nak due date. Constipation ni memang common lah kan bagi yang mengandung so tak terkecuali kena kat aku. Aku memang lah cuak habis nak teran sbb takut terberanak kat dalam toilet.
Masa tu aku tpikir, kalo nak teran taik pun dah nak half dead, cemana aku nak teran time deliver nanti..but seriously...dalam labour room memang mommies bertarung nyawa nak keluarkan bb.
Tiap kali nak berak mesti suruh mak aku (mrhb outstation time tu) temankan tapi dia kat luar pintu je la (ape kejadah bawak mak masok toilet)...Dalam satu hari tu aku rasa dah masok toilet 2o kali kot sebab aku bajet teran, kalo aku teran laju2 kang terberanak pulak.
Mak aku pun seriau jugak tgk aku yang dok kluar masok toilet. My mom helps me a lot during that time. Thanks mom....i luv u so muchhhhh....tiba2 rindu...sob...sob..:( and miss those preggy days....planning to have 1 more soon...(cross finger)...wish me luck...
Card Credit Cancellation Request Form
I'm a drug addict
Nasik ayam instant
4) Chatting on the phone with ur bf/gf/skandal n what so ever?
5) Talking with ur collegue for the whole day until they feel sien n they seem like so annoyed of us n look like just want to slap u at the face becoz keep on repeating the same issue.?
I'm resigning
Dear Mr. Manager
I'm resigning with immediate effect -
The reason for my resignation is what i found in my garage this morning before coming to work.
See for yourself......
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***Received the email from my friend...gosh....i wish all the money is mine***
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Ya ajak nak dicrita tek.
Tegal kau ehh..
Bb Aqeel with his Baby Bites while we were enjoying our foods.
Five Ways to Find "Couple" Time
While you're showering so much love on your little one, don't forget the other VIP in your life — your partner. Nourishing that relationship is just as important as nurturing your baby (after all, your baby will grow up and leave the nest but your partner is yours for life), so make an effort to stay connected.
•Grab at least a few minutes together every day. An early morning cup of coffee or a late dinner (after your baby is down for the night) will give you a chance to catch up on what's up.
•Show affection freely and often. Kiss when you come in, hug when you leave. Stolen moments of intimacy — like sneaking a deep kiss as you pass in the hallway — will help you feel connected despite a hundred distractions (plus, it's totally hot).
•Shoot for some regular "together time." Schedule a weekly sitter (or maybe switch off on childcare duty with a like-minded couple) and head out for dinner, a movie, or even a drive to nowhere — sans baby. Can't leave the nest? Plan a film fest at home. Rent some flicks, order in, and snuggle on the couch. (Try not to fold laundry tonight — it'll definitely ruin the mood.)
•Let your husband, not your baby, be the center of the universe for a while. Unless there's a safety issue, your little one can wait a minute while you finish speaking with (or kissing) your spouse. Your child will not only learn to be patient, but he'll see that you respect and love his daddy.
•Remember, communication is a major step toward intimacy. If you're feeling lonely, undesirable, resentful, or anything else, talk about it with your spouse before your emotions snowball into a big icy boulder sitting between you.
source: web
Pikin
K dah...nak pi sambung keja...bos dah dok jeling2 kat aku...siotbadigolsuut....
Dah bujang nya ehh
Separation anxiety yang melampau, asal nanggar mommy or ayahnya sikda di depan mata, start la nya nak melalak sik hengat dunia.
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Sik lokek ngn barang makan atau apa2 yang ada ditangannya, suma akan disapik didalam mulut kita mun dimintak.
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Makan solid foods 2 ari sekali, ya blom kira snack nya agik. Asal nanggar kita makan, mesti nya nak mintak sapik juak. Kotan sik gempang nanggar nya nak makan nak, ku berik roti Baby Bite or Farley Rusk, duak2 nya suka. Ney ndak badan kusssssssss semangat.
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Kinek tok dah master dalam bertetei (btol sik ejaan ku ya, do correct me if i'm wrong k), dahi pun dah binjut membinjut sebab nak alah2 jatuh tersembam ke bumi. Ya pun sik pandei nak jerak2, dah rebah angkat agik kotan sik puas ati blom dak pandei2 berekot bah.
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Waktu nak nidor nya adalah yang paling mustajab. Estimate nak nidornya adalah setengah jam ke sejam bok dapat settle. Leka nya nak pusing sia pusing ctok, bergaruk sana sini, arum bulak tangan ku tok dah nak cramp nepok bontot nya yang berpampers ya. Ya pun mun nya mok tdo, mun nya agik masih nak bermain, get ready jak nak melayan karenah nya.
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Best...nya dah pandei wave goodbye ngn kita. Tang cute jak rupanya. Dah pandei tepuk amai2 juak.
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Asal jak dengar lagu Wali Band - Cari Jodoh, start la nya nak head banging koh. Tuwija dah anak ku ya..ney ndak mr hb balit dari outstation ari ya terkejut nanggar anaknya dah pandei head banging.
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Kadang2 sik mok stay dalam walker, nya prefer kat lantai. Senang nya nak mugak barang mommynya, berdiri depan depan tv, nepek2 screen tv, mari berdansa indahnya depan tv ya, nekan2 button dvd player, nekik sofa, mcm2 lah...byk benda yang dapat dipolahnya mun dah free dari walker, semuanya adalah menjoros terjadinya kerosakan harta benda.
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Nanggar bb membesar depan mata dikpun adalah yang terindah buat aku. Sakit, gugok bangunnya semua depan aku. He's the most gifted gift i ever had in my entire life. Thanks Allah.
nasi kerabu syok
Since mr Hb come back from outstation last week, i haven't cook for him yet..ngehehehe..Mana taknya asyik makan luar je. Mr hb cakap dia kesian tgk aku, letih dgn keja lagi anak lagi (markah bonus utk awak mlm ni ye mr hb). Tapi aku pun kesian kat dia jugak sebab lama dah tak rasa masakan aku. Mr hb will stay back lama sikit kali ni coz dia ada course 1 minggu till Sunday. So, I've plenty of time to cook for him.