This is just too much

korang ada tak rasa nak lempang si gampang ni?

He's craving

brownies

brownies lagisss

nama ntah apa2 ntah..ingat nak makan je time nih

besday boy

yours truly dgn muka yang hepi mepi

Spot white gold here?

do u spot it yet? not the arabian man in the white thoub...try to focus okay

whoever owned this beauty, he's damn filthy rich benz maniac for sure

Nice position

***sila abaikan bantal busuk berwarna oren (bb punyer)

& hijau (aku punyer) huhuhu***

Perbualan sepetang bersama suami

Received phone call from my dearest just now.

The conversation

Mr hb: Yang, nak try luck keja kat tempat lain tak?

Aku: Kalo offer baik punyer, why not kan. Tapi keja skrang ok gak ape. Dah 3 years + kat company ni, nothing much to complaint. Ok jer. Nape, ada vacancy ehh?

Mr hb: Guess what, this morning my boss inform me about one vacancy in our company. Dia suggest kat I suruh u apply vacancy tu. Boss I paham dengan keadaan kita yang dudok berjauhan sekarang. Kalo dapat keja nih, i tak yah la nak ulang alik ke Kuching every month jenguk u n anak. Interested tak?

Aku: Ya Allah yang, pucuk dicita ulam mendatang tuuu. Tak ler sengsara sangat zahir dan batin I tinggal berjauhan dari u.

Mr hb: Orite, if that so, u buat ape yg patut ehh. I will personally submit ur application to my boss. Tak salah kalo u cuba kan, mana tau rezeki u ada kat company ni. Hehe...i pulak yang terover excited nih.

Aku: Hehe...I pulak sexcited skarang, tak sabar jumpa u esok. Tiba2 je horny dengar sora u..

Mr hb: Sila buat keja sekarang walaupun dalam keadaan horny. Tomorrow, we'll get into the business okayy darling. N u better get prepared yer...woot...woot

The phone call ended with my chicky horny laugh.....

Medicine Chest Must Haves

Remember to keep these and all grooming and medical supplies on a high shelf or bin so your little one won’t be tempted to grab and mouth them once he becomes mobile.


•A digital thermometer.
Most digital thermometers are fast, accurate, and inexpensive, so any brand will do (and you could decide whether to take your infant’s temperature rectally or under his armpit).

•A nasal aspirator.
Your stuffed-up sweetie can’t use tissues yet, so you’ll be using this baby care product (shaped like a mini turkey baster) to clear congestion. Squeeze the bulb first, then insert the tip into your infant’s teeny nostril and release it to collect mucus.

•Liquid pain reliever for infants.
Babies younger than six months old can take only liquid acetaminophen (Tylenol) to bring down a fever; when your baby hits her half-birthday mark, you can also use ibuprofen. (Remember, kids should never take aspirin.) Most liquid pain relievers come with a calibrated medicine dropper (to be sure you give the right dose).

•A rehydrating fluid
For infants (like Pedialyte) to be used at your doctor’s say-so if your baby has diarrhea or isn’t taking enough fluids when she’s sick.

•Rubbing alcohol or alcohol wipes.
Doctors no longer recommend swabbing your baby’s umbilical stump with alcohol, but you’ll want a bottle or box on hand to sterilize the thermometer.

•Hydrocortisone cream or calamine lotion
For rashes and itchy bug bites.

•Sunscreen in a gentle, baby-friendly formula.
A floppy hat goes only so far (though it’s cute!) in protecting your baby’s sensitive skin from the sun, so apply sunscreen to areas that can’t easily be covered with clothes (yes, even on a baby younger than six months).

Suprise! Suprise!

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My husband is turning 27 tomorrow (27 y/o on 27 February..hehe..nice ya)and I'm thinking to throw a surprise party for him or maybe just 1 romantic candle light dinner perhaps. Hummmm....but unfortunately..he's still outstation tomorrow n just will be back to kuching on the next day. But it's ok, it wasn't too late to celebrate his belated birthday rite?

Didn’t buy him anything yet..but I got something in my mind what to give. I purposely take half day off this Thursday just to pick him up at the aiport n maybe spend the afternoon to accompany him without our baby becoz i'll leave my baby at MIL's house becoz knowing my husband, his first priority is our son. If mr hb know that i'm taking half day on that day, sure he will insist me to bring along my son to the airport.

That's why, I didn't inform him about that. I'm so sorry son, mommy have to neglect u just for few hours becoz mommy want to have some precious time with ur Ayah. After that, wherever, whatever & whenever u want to do with ur Ayah, he's all yours ok.

correction: not all yours, leave some for mommy too..

Situasi Sengal

SITUASI 1 SAPE HEBAT
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.

SITUASI 2 KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

SITUASI 3 SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

SITUASI 4 MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.

SITUASI 5 TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkau tak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".

SITUASI 6 DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke klinik ENT , kerana telinganya di masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh


P/s: Dah tu je...merapu pepagi ni, aku pun naik sengal dah...

To wife, ladies & bride to-be

Something to share

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce.
She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible.

Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

Difference between man & women

p/s: I rest my case......no objection your honor.

Math Tips

note: chegu korang ada tak ajar formula sengal nih??

Constipation

credit: google image

Since before beranak last year sampai skrang, hari ni first time aku kena constipation. Kalo dah kena, memang scaryyyy okay. I will spend 15-20 minutes just in the loo. Skrang...sila imagine muka aku mcm mamat ni eehhh.

Aku teringat lagi waktu aku pregnant last year. Masa tu 3 hari je lagi nak due date. Constipation ni memang common lah kan bagi yang mengandung so tak terkecuali kena kat aku. Aku memang lah cuak habis nak teran sbb takut terberanak kat dalam toilet.

Masa tu aku tpikir, kalo nak teran taik pun dah nak half dead, cemana aku nak teran time deliver nanti..but seriously...dalam labour room memang mommies bertarung nyawa nak keluarkan bb.

Tiap kali nak berak mesti suruh mak aku (mrhb outstation time tu) temankan tapi dia kat luar pintu je la (ape kejadah bawak mak masok toilet)...Dalam satu hari tu aku rasa dah masok toilet 2o kali kot sebab aku bajet teran, kalo aku teran laju2 kang terberanak pulak.

Mak aku pun seriau jugak tgk aku yang dok kluar masok toilet. My mom helps me a lot during that time. Thanks mom....i luv u so muchhhhh....tiba2 rindu...sob...sob..:( and miss those preggy days....planning to have 1 more soon...(cross finger)...wish me luck...

p/s: Now its the 4th time i'm going to the loo...babai ..nak gi sesi meneran (iewww)

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running nose + fever + cough + sore throat + nausea + dizzy = drug addict

***now i'm high....fly birdy...fly***

Nasik ayam instant

What did u guyz do whenever ur boss is not around or went off for outstation?

1) Sleep in the office?

2) Open party in ur office?

3) Surfing the internet (bloghopping as i may say) until u feel bored n then puke on ur keyboard?

4) Chatting on the phone with ur bf/gf/skandal n what so ever?

5) Talking with ur collegue for the whole day until they feel sien n they seem like so annoyed of us n look like just want to slap u at the face becoz keep on repeating the same issue.?

for me...non of the above

Guess what we do just now? Cooking lesson in the office.

Recipe for the day is Nasi Ayam Instant

Ingredients

1kg of rice

1kg of chicken

2 cube of chicken stock

2cm of ginger

A bit of garlic

Cucumber

Salt

Most import tool=Rice cooker

Preparations

Step 1: Boiled the chicken with some water n salts until its cook

Step 2: Used the left over juice to cook the rice n add in some water n dont forget to put in the ginger, garlic n some salts. Then just wait for few minutes for the rice to cook. See the result below.

Walllawehh...there u go...our first officemade chicken rice..