Chained

source: ninemsn

Kes ni berlaku kat China. Si bapak yang takut anak dia kena culik lepas insiden anak dia yg sorang lagi umoq 4 taun dah kena culik bulan lepas, pi rantai anak kat tiang lampu. Si mak pulak sakit mental takleh nak jaga anak. Kesian tgk budak tu.


Dah, tak tau nak cakap ape dah ni.....

Milestone @ 9 months

• He begins to make his small and tentative steps.
  
  
• He's babbling too much in his own language especially when he's on the phone with his ayah.
  
  
• Finally, the first top front teeth arrived.
  
  
• Aqeel become terribly clingy, sticking to me like a sobby, gob of glue when I try to leave (even if it's to the bathroom!).
  
  
• He knows how to imitate the sounds around him and everything that we do.
  
  
• He able to respond to our simple command and managed to do it, for examples, If I say, "Can mummy have that blue ball, please?" then I pointed to the desired object, he will grab the ball and pass it to me..isn't that so sweet?
  


• He's a big eater, he want to eat everything that we eat.
  


• He loves to make messes everywhere


• He loves to watch tv rather than playing with his toys


• He likes to climb the sofa but yet still working on how to get down from the sofa

***Ok...that's a wrap....Just a short update of my son***

I'm waiting

Ish...bila lagi dorang nak panggil aku nih. Takkan tak dapat kot? Nak tunggu sampai bile....ye pon kalo aku tak layak...at least call up lah kan inform yang aku tak diterima ke ape..Dah sebulan aku dok tunggu punya tunggu...langsung takde berita.

Kalo aku tak diterima keja kat situ...takpelah...aku angggap tu bukan rezeki aku. Mungkin aku memang ditakdirkan untuk berjauhan dengan asben aku.

Nak carik keja lain area kuching ni, memang aku dah malas dah, better aku stay jek kat company aku skrang, lainlah kalo dapat keja sama dengan asben sbb tujuan yang utama adalah untuk berada disisi suami.

Ahhh...aku pasrah je lah. Kalo dapat, dapatlah..kalo tak dapat...nak buat cemana kan?

K ...i'm done with my crap.

Chill out

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"

Applicant: "The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

______________________________

Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."

Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead."

Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."

______________________________

Your were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud.

Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized....

that you have your MP3 player on your ears!

______________________________

Wife: It's a miracle! You came home early.

Husband: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL." That's why I came home early.

______________________________

Ist night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...

2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react.....

3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "What is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!"

______________________________

John: It's my wife's birthday.

Peter: What's your gift to her?

John: I asked her what she wanted.

Peter: What did she said?

John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.

Peter: What did you gave her?

John: Playing cards.

______________________________

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!

Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape!

Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!




P/S: Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?

When babies have sleep problems

How Sleep Problems Develop

When it comes to your baby's sleep problems, it may all stem back to what he's gotten used to. Here are some of the most common obstacles keeping babies from sleeping through the night

As you pace the floor outside your anything-but-asleep baby's room for the umpteenth night in a row, you may be wondering, "How did I get here? Why isn't my child sleeping through the night?" Maybe it's time to take a critical look at your baby's overall sleep patterns. It may just clue you in on why he's having a hard time sleeping through the night.

1. Your baby's sleep routine is inconsistent. Babies are creatures of habit so when, where, and how they are put down to rest is key. Babies with unpredictable sleep routines can be fussy, anxious, and prone to outbursts. Your goal — both at bedtime and for naps — is consistency, so aim for a regular schedule and sleep site (preferably baby's crib) with the same comforting quiet-down routine every time (bath, feeding, story time, etc.).


2. Your baby isn't getting enough sleep. You'd think a baby who went to bed later might sleep later in the morning, but it just doesn't work that way. Babies need a lot of sleep (14 to 15 hours a day — which includes two naps — for the average infant four to six months old), and too little translates into an overtired child who will, in fact, sleep poorly both at naptime and overnight. So make sure your darling is getting the proper amount of sleep for his age. (In a nutshell: an early bedtime and plenty of naptime.)


3. Your baby's bad sleep habits are being rewarded. If your child cries at night to be fed and you feed him, or if he cries because he wants to be held, and you pick him up, then he learns a tricky lesson: Cry and I'll get what I want. But by six months, rest assured he needs neither a nighttime snack nor a cuddle; he's just getting away with that because he can. If your child has become a "trained night feeder" remember this: Healthy full-term babies are capable of fasting for up to 12 hours at night by six months of age (provided they get enough to eat during the day).


4. Your baby leans on sleep crutches. If he can't get to sleep without his pacifier, or without you or Daddy rocking him, you're in for trouble. Why? Because if he drifts off that way, he'll expect the same send-off should he wake (and wake again) during the night. The trick: Put your baby in his crib before he's asleep so he learns how to soothe himself and nod off on his own.


source: web

Global warming

ha ah la....

Bali anyone?

Bos takdak.

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Pi main gop bersama kanak2 ribena yang lain.

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Kitaorang buat kelas masakan kat office.

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Masak bali.

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Tu ja nak habaq

Potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Then ask your sister and your brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Come back and tell me what you have learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked the question. The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked the same question. His sister replied, "Oh my God! I love Brad Pitt, I would love to sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

Finally, he asked the question to his brother that replied, "Do you know what a million bucks would buy? Of course I would sleep with Brad Pitt."

The boy pondered the answered for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between that two words?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."



The End......

Expired

Nampak tak?...Beza satu bulan baru sedar nak renew kan license aku nih.

Bukan main hebat, lagi lalu road block, sambil angkat tangan kat abg polis misai tu....seb baik lar dia tak tahan..kalo kena tahan, tak pasal2 kena saman jadi pemandu haram.

Kalo mr hb yang tak tanya bila license aku expired, memang, sampai bila pun aku tak ambik port pasal hal tu.

This coming March pulak, turn roadtax & insurance nak kena renew lar pulak. Letih lar nak memikir benda2 camni, tak boleh ke once for whole life?

Kan lagi senang, mak tak pyh nak mengingat suma2 ni....ye dak?