His new hair cut

Front view

Side view


Masa nih rambut mohawk dia dah hancor.

Kaki bola

Dia pun kaki bola macam ayah dia daaaa...aku je yang kaki bangku.

p/s: aku failed nak rotate kan video nih..mencik

Your Duck is Dead

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1000!" she cried, "$1000 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry.... If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1000."

Si kecik pun nak join la..

Mommy...kalo ayah takde..aqeel boley jadi imam ehh??

Budak busuk

Sleepy face @ 6.20am

Took this picture this morning while we were waiting for my friend. I love to see my son's face every time he woke up from his sleep. He looks so adorable in his pyjamas, felt just like want to cuddle and kiss his cheeks the whole day.

Guidelines for happiness

1. Free your heart from hate.

2. Free your mind from worry.

3. Live simple but yet fun.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

Pesanan di Hari Jumaat

Email forwarded by my friend.

Pesanan Dr.Fadhilah Kamsah

Assalammualaikum. .....
Masa saya kecik-kecik dulu,mak selalu sangat suruh saya habiskan belen-belen( sisa-sisa) nasik yang dia makan ...dan pagi-pagi sebelum pergi sekolah,mak akan tuangkan air teh untuk saya minum itu dan macam biasa,mesti ada sikit belen ... tapi taklah everytime secara puratanya seminggu sekali mesti ada mak suruh buat macam itu ...

Dan sampailah saya dah besar panjang nie pun situasi ni still berjalan ....either belen makanan mak atau abah ... tapi kalau belen makanan anak-anak memang jadi satu kepantangan bagi mak atau abah untuk habiskan... kami kena habiskan sendiri atau akan dihabiskan oleh adik beradik yang lain ... samada kami perasan atau tidak ....so satu hari itu tergerak nak tanya pasal isu ini kat mak ...

Akhirnya mak dedahkan bahawa memang purposely dia buat macam itu sebab itu petua yang dia dapat dari arwah mak mentua dia sendiri ...arwah tok perempuan kami lah sebelah abah ...mak kata,supaya hati anak-anak sentiasa melekat kat mak bapak...dan saya sendiri akui kesannya .....makin umur kita meningkat,hati kita senantiasa belas tengok mak bapak kita yang makin tua itu..

Kalau kena marah ke kena tengking ke memang kami adik beradik diam membisu..jer lah namanya nak menjawab balik memang tak dak walaupun kita tahu yang kita betul dan mak pesan,dah ada anak sendiri esok ...jangan sekali-kali makan lebihan makanan anak... samalah ceritanya ..dan mak kata jugak, pagi-pagi jumaat masa dia bancuh air untuk kami semua,dia akan selawat 3 x dan berdoa semoga kami selamat pergi dan selamat balik

Guru saya pesan, antara kesan terbesar bagi ibu bapa yang tidak menunaikan solat maghrib ialah,mereka- mereka ini akan Allah cabut rasa hormat anak terhadap mereka ... solat berjemaahlah dengan anak-anak tiap kali waktu maghrib ... kalau ada lebih dari sorang anak,suruh sorang azan dan sorang Qiam ... kemudian berganti-ganti bacakan doa lepas solat... ini yang kami sekeluarga amalkan sampai sekarang ...

Saya personally memang cukup malu kalau tak sempat solat jamaah maghrib dengan mak abah secara praktiknya,inilah yang paling paling paling berkesan sekali ....tak caya
try buat ...solat jamaah dengan anak-anak tiap kali maghrib .... dapat semua waktu lagi baik ...sangat besar 'rahsia' dan peranan dapur rupa-rupanya. ..dan jugak kesan solat jamaah walau hanya bagi waktu maghrib.

"Apabila kita kejar dunia,dunia akan lari; tetapi apabila kita kejar akhirat, dunia akan mengejar kita". Just to ambil iktibar untuk mendidik diri & family.Usia dunia sudah terlalu hampir ke penghujungnya, terlalu!

So, it's good if we can remind each other because in Rasulullah's last sermon, baginda did mention that all those who listen to him (on shall pass on his words to others, and those to others again; and may the last ones understand his words better than those who listen to him directly...

Best nyerr

See mommy...I'm a pilot now

Can I bring this cute donkey to our house mommy? Plzzz...

Hershey's Kisses

Aku saje je nak tambah lemak...

Datang moha

Sigek slice kek rega RM15.00. Auk sigek slice ajak. Cayak sik ktk org? Ney ndak aku datang moha. Aku nang angol ngn biak opis aku tok. Besa lah nak cha ya nun alip.

Gitok cerita nya. Last week, kmk org pun assistant manager pun birthday lah. Jadi, sorang biak junior tok kotan niat nya nak ngejack (bodek) si AM, nya beli sigek kek Secret Recipe sik madah ngn kmk org tapi nya makei duitnya punlah. Part tok aku sik kesah gilak.

Tapi, tang ada pagi tok tek, nya nak ngollect ngn kmk org RM15.00 sorang pakei ganti duitnya beli kek ari ya. Hey....dah la ko sik pandei discuss ngn kmk org nak beli kek ya....tok tang ada nyuruh kmk org byr balit. Aku betol mkn sigek slice jak kek ya, ya pun aku potong kecik.

Aku siklah berkira gilak tegal brg makan tok, cuma aku rasa sik puas hatilah mun nya molah camya. At least padah la ngn kmk org dolok yang senior tok. Mcm ne bak kata pepatah, lembu punya susu tapi sapi dapat nama. Haaaa....Mcm yalah kononnya tek. Gara2 nya nak ngejack, kmk org indah terbabit sama.

Lamak dah aku merati si junior tok, mula2 ok, tapi makin lamak makin ninjak palak. Aku cuma malas jak nak negor. Aku gik masih dapat bsabar. Aku diamkan ajak dolok. Tapi mun dah diluar batasan, i just can't help it lah kan.

Dah...aku nak nenang jiwa ku lok. Huh..

Dalam hati ada pelangi

credit to google

It's raining, but I know, once the rain stop falling, soon there will be a rainbow inside my heart....

Aku emo sat

Memberi seseorang seluruh cinta anda bukanlah satu kepastian yang mereka akan menyintai anda kembali!

Jangan harapkan cinta sebagai balasan. Nantikan sahaja ia untuk mekar di dalam hati mereka tapi sekiranya ia tidak, pastikanlah ia terus mekar di dalam hati anda.

Ia cuma mengambil masa seminit untuk jatuh hati pada seseorang, satu jam untuk menyukai seseorang, satu hari untuk menyintai seseorang tetapi ia mengambil masa sepanjang hidup untuk melupakan seseorang.

Cinta bermula dengan senyuman, mekar dengan ciuman dan berakhir dengan tangisan.



*** Aku suke2 je emo.. ****

I'm into this

Naluri

Ni Aiman. Anak jiran my MIL. Umur setahun lebih kalo tak silap akulah. Skrang aku rindu sangat kat budak sekor nih. Previously, my MIL yang jaga dia. Skrang tak dah coz mak dia dah tak keja n skrang peknen the 2nd child.

Budak ni memang senang jaga. Kalo MIL aku suruh tido, dia tido, kalo suruh main dia main cuma time makan je yang susah, asyik tkejar bontot dia sana sini. Tapi the rest, memang best jaga dia.

Dulu, kalo tiap kali aku nak ambik Aqeel kat rumah MIL, mesti dia tunggu kat pintu tunggu aku datang, sampai je aku, mesti dia tarik2 baju aku mintak dokong sambil panggil aku mak.

So, aku feeling ler sekejap kan yang aku ada 2 org anak..(wey...anak sorang ni pun dah buat aku haru biru...nak ngaku pulak anak org tu anak dia) hehehe...

Time Aiman panggil aku mak, sumpah aku rasa semacam je... mcm dia btol2 anak aku walaupun dia langsung takde kaitan dgn aku pon. Korang pernah tak rasa mcm tu? Ke aku yang feeling lebey2. Aku rasa mungkin itu adalah naluri seorang wanita yang bergelar ibu.

Tapi, apa yang kita lihat skrang nih, pembuangan bayi kat M'sia dah menjadi2. Bukan takat buang je..ni sampai membunuh anak yang tak berdosa tu. Dah macam trend kan skrang.

Aku heran, dorang ni takde perasaan ke masa bunuh bayi dorang tuh? Tak kesian ke dengar anak nangis meraung kesakitan.

Aku rasa memang dorang dah hilang pertimbangan diri masa tu. Hanya untuk mengelakkan diri dan keluarga dorang malu, sanggup membunuh satu nyawa yang terhasil dari kesilapan dorang sendiri.

Kalo seluruh org m'sia dok maki dorang ni pon, dah tak guna, barang dah jadi. Nak cakap apa? Nak diikutkan hati memang nak bunuh je manusia2 ni, biar mereka rasa apa yang baby dorang rasa.

Yang kita mampu nak buat skrang ni cuma berdoa, supaya takde lagi manusia yang bersifat binatang macam ni wujud kat muka bumi.



Al-Fatihah kepada bayi2 penghuni syurga itu. Amin

Moral

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have u been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!, you've been playing golf!," his wife shouted.




The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

The decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"




The 3rd Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the main. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here," the bartender replied.



The 4th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in piece. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."






Moral of the story: Don't get involved in any extra marital affairs.

Milestone @ 10 months

Alhamdulillah...2 bulan agik anak aku dah umor setaun. Cepat gilak dah masa tok berlalu, angka usia aku pun makin lah btambah2. Apa yang gik nak bertambah? Anak? Insyallah...mun ada rezeki tahun 2011.

Semenjak Bb Aqeel dah pandei jalan, aku nang dah sik dapat nak layap sikit. Mun aku leka nanggar tv di ruang tamu, habislah barang dlm bilit di ugaknya. Nang sik dpat nak bkemas kita dikerjanya.

Settle bilit aku, bilit anak buahku (merangkap kakaknya lah) agik dibungkarnya. Mun nak dikrepak bukan tauk reti nak...hehehe...Tapi nyalah pengubat hati pengarang jantung aku waktu aku sedih ka sunyik ka. Nyalah tempat aku nak berguro, tempat ku nak bkelaie.

Syukur juaklah, perkembangan pembesarannya kedak nembiak lain. Part ya aku sik binggong cuma nya kekurangan kasih sayang dan belaian ayahnya yang juah di perantauan. Aku coba yang terbaik menjalankan peranan aku sebagai ibu dan dlm masa yang sama menjadi ayah. It's not that easy ok...

Progress Aqeel

• Jalannya nang dah pas. Sik mok di iber oleh org, nya mok nya empun berjalan...tuwija gilak.


• Pandei kelaie ngn nembiak besar (akulah ya) hehehe...


• Terror bodek neneknya nyuruh embak round2 time petang.


• Dah berakal pandei nak merajuk mun kenak anok kita...


• Kurang tdo siang..tuwija nak practice diriknya brjalan tek nak. Waktu tdo malam around 8.30-9.00pm lah sebab kepak dah nyawanya bermain siang ari.


• Memang dah sik mok makei walkernya. Time makannya ajak terpaksa makei walker, sak lah btangkap agik nyuruh nya dudok renah.


• Separation anxiety masih menebal. Mesti mok sentiasa diteman. Mun time aku mandik ka masak ka, turn anak buahku jaganya. Ney gaya nak ngengon nya ajak...ujung2 alu sik pian nak makan mandik segala bagai aku olehnya.


• Dah pandei molah funny face expression. Charlie da jak rupa nya lok.


• Takut ngn stranger. Cuma org yang dikenal jak bok nya maok diembak. Mun sik kenal siap jak nengar nya tekiak kaung nangis bagei kenak baok.


• Suka main kepong tapi bukan berekot, nya ngepung kita sambil beranggung.

Dah ya ajak, nak bmain kepong2 ngn kolik ku lok. daaaa

10 Signs

Love. The definition is much debated, and the reality varies, depending upon where you are in your relationship. For example, love when you're walking down the aisle to exchange your "I Do's" is pretty different from the love you share when you're celebrating your hard-won, 50-year anniversary.

The thing is, many of us aren't even close to the proposal phase, let alone wedding or golden anniversary. What we want to know is: Does he like me? Does he really like me? Here's how to tell he's smitten.

1. He talks you up to all his friends. If you're meeting his friends for the first time and they already know your entire life history -- not to mention your favorite movie, ice cream flavor, and guilty pleasure song -- chances are he's hooked on you, and has probably been suffering major harassment at the hands of his buddies in the name of love. (Yeah, he's totally whipped.)

2. He enjoys doing the most mundane activities with you. Laundry. Running errands. Napping. Shoe shopping. Congratulations, you're the most boring couple ever. (Kidding!) But when he acts like the most routine, everyday activities are confetti-filled barrels of fun -- because you're doing them together -- there's definitely something there.

3. He'd rather talk to you than watch the latest episode of "24"... at least for now. If he shuts down his BlackBerry, Xbox, or most recently scheduled World of Warcraft raid so that he can give you his undivided attention, don't doubt his devotion. Most women would kill to command that sort of attention at later points in their relationships.

4. He's not afraid to say, "I love you." In fact, he willingly says it in front of both friends and family, and doesn't balk at PDAs either.

5. He misses you. Always. He texts and/or emails regularly to say that he was "thinking about you" or "just wanted to say hi." Even a "hey, what's up?" speaks to the depths of the pain he feels when you're not around. And if he can't let a day go by without a phone chat? You're gonna have a tough time getting rid of this one.

6. He takes it for granted that you have a future together. He says "we" instead of "I" and talks about your future together as if it's a given. "When you meet my sister you'll see what I mean" or "My birthday was boring this year. We'll have to do something fun next year." He may not have mentioned marriage, but he's definitely thinking long-term.

7. He goes the extra mile. He surprises you with candy buttons because he knows they're your fave. He puts gas in your car or unloads the dishwasher, completely unsolicited. They're not grand gestures, but he's making an obvious attempt to do something special for you. Men and women speak different languages when it comes to romance, but when he
does something nice for you without being asked, he's trying. And that speaks volumes.

8. He can't get over how beautiful you are. If you keep catching him sneaking peeks at you from across the room, he's totally a goner.

9. He picks you over the boys. His friends are hitting up the local nightclub? Well... he'd rather spend the night in with you and your latest Netflix picks. They're going to see his favorite basketball team? Well... hmm... lemme think about... what!? Of course I'd rather spend time with you, honey. Yes, he's smitten.

10. He's willing to be a total mush. As evidenced by the mixed CD he made for your "month-aversary," complete with cutesy album title and hand-drawn cover art, and accompanied by a carefully chosen card containing five long paragraphs on why he's grateful you're a part of his life.




source: web

Sakai

Dalam bahasa kmk org melano sakai tok retinya tek adalah kawan. Tapi sakai yang nak diklakar ku tok adalah jakun.

Tak org ada makei caller tunes sik..mesti ada nak? Aku rasa benda tok dah berkurun lamak dah wujud...

Tang aku tok ajak lah yang bok sakai berbisik benda ya. Sik kah jakun namanya ya. Ceh....Tapi best juak makei caller tunes tok, sik la org nak call aku boring dengar tunes ya nak, ada juak terhibor atinya nunggu aku lambat gilak ngangkat tepon(time ya aku gik nukar pampers aqeel bah, sabar lah hoo).

Aku pun sik tauk pa masalah digi tok, baruk2 tok ajak daknya baruk launch 3G kat kuching, maka orang lain dah lamak makei benda ya. Mun aku nak makei 3G tok ngn asben aku, memang sik dapat terus sebab tempatnya kerja memang out of coverage. Aku nak nukar lain, asben ku sik mok, so stay jak lah ngan Digi tok.

Jadi, oleh sebab kesakaian aku nak makei juak 3G ya tek, sak lah aku ber3G ngn anak buah ku empun yang sama rumah ngan aku. Jakun sik aku...yahhhhh. Nak nyuruhnya nukar channel tv, kejeron juak nak ber3G maka nya duduk nang sebelah aku.

Udah, ya jak nak dikrepak ku pepagi celang tok...nak ber3G ngan bos ku lok.

Haih...anak aku nih

Dalam tido pun masih nak pikir ke sayang?