Naluri

Ni Aiman. Anak jiran my MIL. Umur setahun lebih kalo tak silap akulah. Skrang aku rindu sangat kat budak sekor nih. Previously, my MIL yang jaga dia. Skrang tak dah coz mak dia dah tak keja n skrang peknen the 2nd child.

Budak ni memang senang jaga. Kalo MIL aku suruh tido, dia tido, kalo suruh main dia main cuma time makan je yang susah, asyik tkejar bontot dia sana sini. Tapi the rest, memang best jaga dia.

Dulu, kalo tiap kali aku nak ambik Aqeel kat rumah MIL, mesti dia tunggu kat pintu tunggu aku datang, sampai je aku, mesti dia tarik2 baju aku mintak dokong sambil panggil aku mak.

So, aku feeling ler sekejap kan yang aku ada 2 org anak..(wey...anak sorang ni pun dah buat aku haru biru...nak ngaku pulak anak org tu anak dia) hehehe...

Time Aiman panggil aku mak, sumpah aku rasa semacam je... mcm dia btol2 anak aku walaupun dia langsung takde kaitan dgn aku pon. Korang pernah tak rasa mcm tu? Ke aku yang feeling lebey2. Aku rasa mungkin itu adalah naluri seorang wanita yang bergelar ibu.

Tapi, apa yang kita lihat skrang nih, pembuangan bayi kat M'sia dah menjadi2. Bukan takat buang je..ni sampai membunuh anak yang tak berdosa tu. Dah macam trend kan skrang.

Aku heran, dorang ni takde perasaan ke masa bunuh bayi dorang tuh? Tak kesian ke dengar anak nangis meraung kesakitan.

Aku rasa memang dorang dah hilang pertimbangan diri masa tu. Hanya untuk mengelakkan diri dan keluarga dorang malu, sanggup membunuh satu nyawa yang terhasil dari kesilapan dorang sendiri.

Kalo seluruh org m'sia dok maki dorang ni pon, dah tak guna, barang dah jadi. Nak cakap apa? Nak diikutkan hati memang nak bunuh je manusia2 ni, biar mereka rasa apa yang baby dorang rasa.

Yang kita mampu nak buat skrang ni cuma berdoa, supaya takde lagi manusia yang bersifat binatang macam ni wujud kat muka bumi.



Al-Fatihah kepada bayi2 penghuni syurga itu. Amin

Moral

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have u been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!, you've been playing golf!," his wife shouted.




The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

The decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"




The 3rd Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the main. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here," the bartender replied.



The 4th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in piece. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."






Moral of the story: Don't get involved in any extra marital affairs.

Milestone @ 10 months

Alhamdulillah...2 bulan agik anak aku dah umor setaun. Cepat gilak dah masa tok berlalu, angka usia aku pun makin lah btambah2. Apa yang gik nak bertambah? Anak? Insyallah...mun ada rezeki tahun 2011.

Semenjak Bb Aqeel dah pandei jalan, aku nang dah sik dapat nak layap sikit. Mun aku leka nanggar tv di ruang tamu, habislah barang dlm bilit di ugaknya. Nang sik dpat nak bkemas kita dikerjanya.

Settle bilit aku, bilit anak buahku (merangkap kakaknya lah) agik dibungkarnya. Mun nak dikrepak bukan tauk reti nak...hehehe...Tapi nyalah pengubat hati pengarang jantung aku waktu aku sedih ka sunyik ka. Nyalah tempat aku nak berguro, tempat ku nak bkelaie.

Syukur juaklah, perkembangan pembesarannya kedak nembiak lain. Part ya aku sik binggong cuma nya kekurangan kasih sayang dan belaian ayahnya yang juah di perantauan. Aku coba yang terbaik menjalankan peranan aku sebagai ibu dan dlm masa yang sama menjadi ayah. It's not that easy ok...

Progress Aqeel

• Jalannya nang dah pas. Sik mok di iber oleh org, nya mok nya empun berjalan...tuwija gilak.


• Pandei kelaie ngn nembiak besar (akulah ya) hehehe...


• Terror bodek neneknya nyuruh embak round2 time petang.


• Dah berakal pandei nak merajuk mun kenak anok kita...


• Kurang tdo siang..tuwija nak practice diriknya brjalan tek nak. Waktu tdo malam around 8.30-9.00pm lah sebab kepak dah nyawanya bermain siang ari.


• Memang dah sik mok makei walkernya. Time makannya ajak terpaksa makei walker, sak lah btangkap agik nyuruh nya dudok renah.


• Separation anxiety masih menebal. Mesti mok sentiasa diteman. Mun time aku mandik ka masak ka, turn anak buahku jaganya. Ney gaya nak ngengon nya ajak...ujung2 alu sik pian nak makan mandik segala bagai aku olehnya.


• Dah pandei molah funny face expression. Charlie da jak rupa nya lok.


• Takut ngn stranger. Cuma org yang dikenal jak bok nya maok diembak. Mun sik kenal siap jak nengar nya tekiak kaung nangis bagei kenak baok.


• Suka main kepong tapi bukan berekot, nya ngepung kita sambil beranggung.

Dah ya ajak, nak bmain kepong2 ngn kolik ku lok. daaaa

10 Signs

Love. The definition is much debated, and the reality varies, depending upon where you are in your relationship. For example, love when you're walking down the aisle to exchange your "I Do's" is pretty different from the love you share when you're celebrating your hard-won, 50-year anniversary.

The thing is, many of us aren't even close to the proposal phase, let alone wedding or golden anniversary. What we want to know is: Does he like me? Does he really like me? Here's how to tell he's smitten.

1. He talks you up to all his friends. If you're meeting his friends for the first time and they already know your entire life history -- not to mention your favorite movie, ice cream flavor, and guilty pleasure song -- chances are he's hooked on you, and has probably been suffering major harassment at the hands of his buddies in the name of love. (Yeah, he's totally whipped.)

2. He enjoys doing the most mundane activities with you. Laundry. Running errands. Napping. Shoe shopping. Congratulations, you're the most boring couple ever. (Kidding!) But when he acts like the most routine, everyday activities are confetti-filled barrels of fun -- because you're doing them together -- there's definitely something there.

3. He'd rather talk to you than watch the latest episode of "24"... at least for now. If he shuts down his BlackBerry, Xbox, or most recently scheduled World of Warcraft raid so that he can give you his undivided attention, don't doubt his devotion. Most women would kill to command that sort of attention at later points in their relationships.

4. He's not afraid to say, "I love you." In fact, he willingly says it in front of both friends and family, and doesn't balk at PDAs either.

5. He misses you. Always. He texts and/or emails regularly to say that he was "thinking about you" or "just wanted to say hi." Even a "hey, what's up?" speaks to the depths of the pain he feels when you're not around. And if he can't let a day go by without a phone chat? You're gonna have a tough time getting rid of this one.

6. He takes it for granted that you have a future together. He says "we" instead of "I" and talks about your future together as if it's a given. "When you meet my sister you'll see what I mean" or "My birthday was boring this year. We'll have to do something fun next year." He may not have mentioned marriage, but he's definitely thinking long-term.

7. He goes the extra mile. He surprises you with candy buttons because he knows they're your fave. He puts gas in your car or unloads the dishwasher, completely unsolicited. They're not grand gestures, but he's making an obvious attempt to do something special for you. Men and women speak different languages when it comes to romance, but when he
does something nice for you without being asked, he's trying. And that speaks volumes.

8. He can't get over how beautiful you are. If you keep catching him sneaking peeks at you from across the room, he's totally a goner.

9. He picks you over the boys. His friends are hitting up the local nightclub? Well... he'd rather spend the night in with you and your latest Netflix picks. They're going to see his favorite basketball team? Well... hmm... lemme think about... what!? Of course I'd rather spend time with you, honey. Yes, he's smitten.

10. He's willing to be a total mush. As evidenced by the mixed CD he made for your "month-aversary," complete with cutesy album title and hand-drawn cover art, and accompanied by a carefully chosen card containing five long paragraphs on why he's grateful you're a part of his life.




source: web

Sakai

Dalam bahasa kmk org melano sakai tok retinya tek adalah kawan. Tapi sakai yang nak diklakar ku tok adalah jakun.

Tak org ada makei caller tunes sik..mesti ada nak? Aku rasa benda tok dah berkurun lamak dah wujud...

Tang aku tok ajak lah yang bok sakai berbisik benda ya. Sik kah jakun namanya ya. Ceh....Tapi best juak makei caller tunes tok, sik la org nak call aku boring dengar tunes ya nak, ada juak terhibor atinya nunggu aku lambat gilak ngangkat tepon(time ya aku gik nukar pampers aqeel bah, sabar lah hoo).

Aku pun sik tauk pa masalah digi tok, baruk2 tok ajak daknya baruk launch 3G kat kuching, maka orang lain dah lamak makei benda ya. Mun aku nak makei 3G tok ngn asben aku, memang sik dapat terus sebab tempatnya kerja memang out of coverage. Aku nak nukar lain, asben ku sik mok, so stay jak lah ngan Digi tok.

Jadi, oleh sebab kesakaian aku nak makei juak 3G ya tek, sak lah aku ber3G ngn anak buah ku empun yang sama rumah ngan aku. Jakun sik aku...yahhhhh. Nak nyuruhnya nukar channel tv, kejeron juak nak ber3G maka nya duduk nang sebelah aku.

Udah, ya jak nak dikrepak ku pepagi celang tok...nak ber3G ngan bos ku lok.

Haih...anak aku nih

Dalam tido pun masih nak pikir ke sayang?

Chained

source: ninemsn

Kes ni berlaku kat China. Si bapak yang takut anak dia kena culik lepas insiden anak dia yg sorang lagi umoq 4 taun dah kena culik bulan lepas, pi rantai anak kat tiang lampu. Si mak pulak sakit mental takleh nak jaga anak. Kesian tgk budak tu.


Dah, tak tau nak cakap ape dah ni.....

Milestone @ 9 months

• He begins to make his small and tentative steps.
  
  
• He's babbling too much in his own language especially when he's on the phone with his ayah.
  
  
• Finally, the first top front teeth arrived.
  
  
• Aqeel become terribly clingy, sticking to me like a sobby, gob of glue when I try to leave (even if it's to the bathroom!).
  
  
• He knows how to imitate the sounds around him and everything that we do.
  
  
• He able to respond to our simple command and managed to do it, for examples, If I say, "Can mummy have that blue ball, please?" then I pointed to the desired object, he will grab the ball and pass it to me..isn't that so sweet?
  


• He's a big eater, he want to eat everything that we eat.
  


• He loves to make messes everywhere


• He loves to watch tv rather than playing with his toys


• He likes to climb the sofa but yet still working on how to get down from the sofa

***Ok...that's a wrap....Just a short update of my son***

I'm waiting

Ish...bila lagi dorang nak panggil aku nih. Takkan tak dapat kot? Nak tunggu sampai bile....ye pon kalo aku tak layak...at least call up lah kan inform yang aku tak diterima ke ape..Dah sebulan aku dok tunggu punya tunggu...langsung takde berita.

Kalo aku tak diterima keja kat situ...takpelah...aku angggap tu bukan rezeki aku. Mungkin aku memang ditakdirkan untuk berjauhan dengan asben aku.

Nak carik keja lain area kuching ni, memang aku dah malas dah, better aku stay jek kat company aku skrang, lainlah kalo dapat keja sama dengan asben sbb tujuan yang utama adalah untuk berada disisi suami.

Ahhh...aku pasrah je lah. Kalo dapat, dapatlah..kalo tak dapat...nak buat cemana kan?

K ...i'm done with my crap.

Chill out

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"

Applicant: "The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

______________________________

Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."

Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead."

Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."

______________________________

Your were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud.

Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized....

that you have your MP3 player on your ears!

______________________________

Wife: It's a miracle! You came home early.

Husband: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL." That's why I came home early.

______________________________

Ist night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...

2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react.....

3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "What is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!"

______________________________

John: It's my wife's birthday.

Peter: What's your gift to her?

John: I asked her what she wanted.

Peter: What did she said?

John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.

Peter: What did you gave her?

John: Playing cards.

______________________________

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!

Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape!

Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!




P/S: Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?

When babies have sleep problems

How Sleep Problems Develop

When it comes to your baby's sleep problems, it may all stem back to what he's gotten used to. Here are some of the most common obstacles keeping babies from sleeping through the night

As you pace the floor outside your anything-but-asleep baby's room for the umpteenth night in a row, you may be wondering, "How did I get here? Why isn't my child sleeping through the night?" Maybe it's time to take a critical look at your baby's overall sleep patterns. It may just clue you in on why he's having a hard time sleeping through the night.

1. Your baby's sleep routine is inconsistent. Babies are creatures of habit so when, where, and how they are put down to rest is key. Babies with unpredictable sleep routines can be fussy, anxious, and prone to outbursts. Your goal — both at bedtime and for naps — is consistency, so aim for a regular schedule and sleep site (preferably baby's crib) with the same comforting quiet-down routine every time (bath, feeding, story time, etc.).


2. Your baby isn't getting enough sleep. You'd think a baby who went to bed later might sleep later in the morning, but it just doesn't work that way. Babies need a lot of sleep (14 to 15 hours a day — which includes two naps — for the average infant four to six months old), and too little translates into an overtired child who will, in fact, sleep poorly both at naptime and overnight. So make sure your darling is getting the proper amount of sleep for his age. (In a nutshell: an early bedtime and plenty of naptime.)


3. Your baby's bad sleep habits are being rewarded. If your child cries at night to be fed and you feed him, or if he cries because he wants to be held, and you pick him up, then he learns a tricky lesson: Cry and I'll get what I want. But by six months, rest assured he needs neither a nighttime snack nor a cuddle; he's just getting away with that because he can. If your child has become a "trained night feeder" remember this: Healthy full-term babies are capable of fasting for up to 12 hours at night by six months of age (provided they get enough to eat during the day).


4. Your baby leans on sleep crutches. If he can't get to sleep without his pacifier, or without you or Daddy rocking him, you're in for trouble. Why? Because if he drifts off that way, he'll expect the same send-off should he wake (and wake again) during the night. The trick: Put your baby in his crib before he's asleep so he learns how to soothe himself and nod off on his own.


source: web

Global warming

ha ah la....

Bali anyone?

Bos takdak.

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Pi main gop bersama kanak2 ribena yang lain.

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Kitaorang buat kelas masakan kat office.

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Masak bali.

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Tu ja nak habaq

Potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Then ask your sister and your brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Come back and tell me what you have learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked the question. The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked the same question. His sister replied, "Oh my God! I love Brad Pitt, I would love to sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

Finally, he asked the question to his brother that replied, "Do you know what a million bucks would buy? Of course I would sleep with Brad Pitt."

The boy pondered the answered for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between that two words?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."



The End......

Expired

Nampak tak?...Beza satu bulan baru sedar nak renew kan license aku nih.

Bukan main hebat, lagi lalu road block, sambil angkat tangan kat abg polis misai tu....seb baik lar dia tak tahan..kalo kena tahan, tak pasal2 kena saman jadi pemandu haram.

Kalo mr hb yang tak tanya bila license aku expired, memang, sampai bila pun aku tak ambik port pasal hal tu.

This coming March pulak, turn roadtax & insurance nak kena renew lar pulak. Letih lar nak memikir benda2 camni, tak boleh ke once for whole life?

Kan lagi senang, mak tak pyh nak mengingat suma2 ni....ye dak?